Merry Christmas ppl!!!

Hey everyone! I Dj am here to bring some Christmas joy to my blog, with a classical story called………..um………(about to talk to editor) what was the title again pikes………the night before Christmas?……..I thought it was……no….your sure……..ok? What ever you say?………… Sorry for that interruption I just forgot the title of this……story or…… page! It’s called a page! I remembered! Oh! any way……enjoy MY way of telling this story, THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!! (drumroll)

narrator: It was the night before Christmas and…..

dj: WOA WOA WOA! HOLD ON! THAT IS WAY TO TRADITIONAL! THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?! THAT’S THE SAME AS CHRISTMAS EVE!

narrator: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! What am I supposed to say! It’s tradition!

dj: TRADITION OR NOT, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY CHRISTMAS EVE! NOW START OVER AND SAY CHRISTMAS EVE THIS TIME! OR ELSE…….

narrator: OKAY OKAY! I GET IT! CHRISTMAS EVE! I’LL START OVER!

dj: Thanks!

narrator: It was Christmas eve and Dj hit the night club for some holiday fun. It was just him and his friends, 123hoursey, pikes32, and Dj’s red puffle Cannon ball (because Cannon ball loves to party).

Dj: Woohoo! This is my favorite song!

Pikes: I hate this song!

123hoursey: I’m with Dj on that! This song rocks! How could you hate it?!

Pikes: It talks about pie! It’s so weird!

Dj: Why did I even bring you then.

Pikes: Cuase I’m your friend!

Dj: Alright lets just party! That’s what we came here for anyway! Or was it because our moms make horrible fruitcakes?

123hoursey: The fruitcake reason!

Pikies: This is going to be a long night.

narrator: And so Dj and her friends partied until 10:00 when there moms came by and started throwing garbage at there heads until they got in the car.

moms: YOU GUYS BETTER GET IN THIS CAR IN 10 SECONDS OR WE’LL DRAG YOU OUT OF THERE!

Dj, Pikes, and 123hoursey: OKAY OKAY! WE’LL COME! JUST STOP THROWING GARBAGE AT OUR HEADS!

narrator: And then Dj and her friends went home. Dj and her parents started setting up the Christmas tree. They put lovely ornaments on it and neon colored lights. Oh how pretty that is! So colorful! Then Dj started listening to the song “BANG YOUR HEAD”.

Stereo: Bang your head! Metal health will drive you mad! Bang your head! Metal health will drive you mad!

Dj’s mom: TURN THAT STEREO DOWN!

Dj: Fine mother! You sure don’t have the Christmas spirit.

Dj’s mom: I do have the Christmas spirit, I just don’t want to party every night. Honey, we need to talk. I understand you love to party, but you can’t party every night for your whole life. The worlds not like that, and neither am I. Now it’s Christmas eve, turn the stereo off and come down stairs. Someone special is coming here. I would like you to meet him.

Dj: okay…..

( Doorbell rings )

Dj’s mom: Oh! He’s here Dj!

Delivery person: Sign here mam.

( Dj’s mom signs the……..paper, I guess. )

Dj’s dad: Oh I bet you’ll love him Dj!

Dj’s mom: Here he is!

( Puts the box down )

Dj: ? You want me to greet a box?

Dj’s mom: No silly! Open it and see what’s in it!

( Dj opens the box )

Dj: !!! A PUPPY! FOR ME! THANKS MOM AND DAD! THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVE EVER!

Dj’s dad: I knew you’d like him!

Dj’s mom: So what are you going to name him. Patches, Spot. Come on. Tell us.

The dog: Quack….. I mean Bark bark!

Dj: Hmm……….. How about Destructionator! Or Dr. evil! No wait Mr. mean!

Dj’s mom: How about something more normal.

( Suddenly the dog breaths fire! I know! Even I am suprised and I knew that would happen! )

Dj and his parents: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE DOG CAN BREATH FIRE!

Dj: Cool! Can he fly too!

( Then the dog starts to fly up to the ceiling )

Dj: Lets call him dragon.

Dj’s parents: That’s good. Dragons fine.

narrator: After dinner Dj took Dragon on a walk to the pet store. Dragon is looking foward to this.

Dj: How do you know he’s looking forward to this?! Are you spying on me! You better not be! My dad’s a loiwer!

narrator: It’s my job! So you can’t sue! Or can you?

Dj: I can!!!

narrator: OKAY!!! I GET IT!!!

Dj: Good! Oh! and merry Christmas!

narrator: thanks…..any way, read the rest.

Dj: Hey dragon, when we get to the pet store you can pick what you want. Okay. Oh! and no flying or breathing fire or you wont be so happy later. Got that.

Dragon: Bark bark!

narrator: So dj and dragon walked into the pet store.

Dj: Now, lets change that to “Dj and Dragon break off the door to the pet store and jump rope into the doggie ile!” !!!

narrator: WILL U STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

Dj: No so anyway-

pikes32: DJ GIVE ME BACK MY CAT!!!

Dj: What cat? This is a dragon puppy doggie thing.

Pikes32: NO DJ THAT MY CAT THAT U DRESSED UP TO LOOK LIKE A DRAGON PUPPY DOGGIE THING!!!

Dj: ummm….no?

pikes32: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Dj: OMG RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

narrator: So pikes32 chased dj around the world while santa delivered presents to all those ppl and things. The they arrived at dj’s house and went inside. Then dj opened her present,  hehehe i hope dj gets what she deserves!!!

Dj: I did and i got a tablet !

pikes32: WHAAAAAAAT!!! ALL I HAVE IS COAL IN MY STOCKING!!! THIS CAN’T BE RIGHT!!! OOOOO DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dj: uh oh, i better run again! AHHHH!

narrator: So pikes and dj kept running and running and we never saw them again. The End!